I was asked the other day to tackle the subject of those fascinating outfits the characters wear on the show. I decided to skip the merciless taunting that they would surely insue if they presented themselves before us dressed like that and skip right to the makeovers (this is more of a tangent than a rant):

    Dorothy- Needs a white dress (spaghetti straps, white fur on the bottom hem, short), white heels with ankle straps, loose the headband, go for a Brittany Spears look… (Anything to cover those darn eyebrows of hers!) (Couldn’t let that go, anyway!)

    Duo- Baggy JNCOs (as if they came any other way), baggy T-shirt, ratty Airwalks, at least one tattoo, at least one piercing, painted nails, comes complete with skateboard, snowboard, rollerblades, and hockey skates!

    Heero- Baggy cargo pants, long sleeved shirt, metal-ball necklace, sunglasses, workboots, comes complete with BMX bike! (batteries not included).

    Hilde- Lose the tam. Simple as that!

    Katherine- Black Capri pants, white ¾ length button up shirt with only a few buttons done, black heels with ankle straps, black nails, black choker.

    Noin- First off: frost those tips! Baggy low-cut utility pants, gray tank top, hemp-jewelry accessories…

    Quatre- Name brand all the way. (he’s got the money, why not?)

    Relena- One of those tops that has material in the front and a tie at the back. Black mini skirt, black knee-high boots, black long coat, hair done up. (Heero’s voice suddenly cracks…)

    Sally- Black pants, black ¾ length coat, bloodred button up shirt, bloodred nails and lipstick, hair undone to suddenly reveal it’s curly!

    Treize- Three words: Zoot Suit Riot.

    Trowa- Jeans, black sweater, one of those backpacks they sling from the shoulder to the opposite hip, orange lens glasses, comes complete with snowboard!

    Une- Cut the hair to a chin length bob!!! Mini skirt in leopard skin print, thigh high suede boots, white button up shirt, whip to crack (so we could actually see her beating the troops down!)

    Wufei- Jeans, shirts covered in racing logos, comes complete with dirt bike!

    Zechs- Tuxedo (minus the cummerbund), shirt unbuttoned half the way, tie undone and hanging around his neck… A perfect accessory on the side to bring out the colour in his eyes: Me!!!