Being informed of the existence of a test online that would match the taker up with his/her respective pilot, I played along to find out if Duo really was my match or not… And when the results showed up, who did I get? Well, it wasn’t Duo (sob)… It was Wufei!

    And the more I ponder this, I suppose it is a good match… I’m known for my total lack of hormones and Wufei… Well, it’s never been tackled thoroughly but I’d have to say it’s a safe guess to say he’s lacking in that department too…

    I can see it now:

    There I sit, sprawled out on the floor watching hockey and up comes Wufei from behind. “No Wufei! Hockey is on!”

    “Come on…”

    “No! Hockey!” (followed by grunts of disapproval.)

    There Wufei sits, polishing his sword.

    “Heeeey Wufei…”

    “Get away from me woman! You’re weak!”

    “Well no kiddin’! You knew that when you married me!”

    “Weakling!”

    “Try me!!!” (followed by frying pans being thrown…)

    I realize that Wufei was married at some point, but given that I’ve yet to see “Endless Waltz”, I don’t know all the details. But my, wouldn’t that be a trip being hooked up with him? Time spent trying to get him to put on some different pants, time spent trying to get him to do something with his hair (and I’m really not the one to be talking about that…), time spent trying to get him to stop screaming “You’re weak woman!!!” at me every ten seconds (“But Wufei! All I ask is that you get the lid off the olive jar for me!”). Yes, being hooked up with Wufei would be an adventure.

    No wonder he’s almost always on his own. Why, I bet he even gets on Heero’s nerves! (Does Heero even have nerves to get on?)

    I bet, however, that if you were able to get into Nataku while Wufei was off somewhere berating other females, you’d find a whole secret stash of “Martha Stewart Living” magazines, romance novels (the cheesy ones, as if there are any other kind), scented candles, doilies, the “Titanic” soundtrack (with the “My Heart Will Go On” track totally worn out)…

    On the other hand, if the secret stash was found, I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be the one to publicly announce such findings. Heck no. I wouldn’t thrust a strange pair of thongs at Wufei screaming,

    “Who’s are these?!?!” (I am “weak” anyway…)

    I wonder, if you could somehow get that ponytail of his unhooked, if it would hang… Maybe his hair is just in a permanent dreadlock back there… Most people suffer from “unibrow”s, poor Wufei suffers from “unidreadlock”!

    But I can see it now, if fate finally got sick of us fighting and being generally hormone-free:

    “Heeey Wufei.”

    “Routhier.”

    “What’s that you got on?”

    “Hockey jersey.”

    “Ahhh… But I thought I was weak and therefore not worthy.”

    “Well, if you can put up with me…”

    Ah, maybe perhaps in a parallel universe Wufei does have a romantic side after all!