So I’m sitting there trying to do a take-home test (I love college!) while listening to “The Little Mermaid” soundtrack. I wasn’t doing too good: I was a tad too busy singing at the top of my lungs to bother answering the questions…

     Anyway!

     I started listening to this one song and I thought of this website I’ve been rooting through for a few days now which is basically a collection of fanfics. So I suddenly got a picture of Duo singing like Ariel… (Note: I’m also wearing my Gundam Wing shirt today and it appears as though this was the first time my fifth graders noticed it because they were pointing at my back for about an hour going, “I like the red one!” and “I like the dude in the green!”) Then I started thinking about this “contest” a group of us were having at the beginning of the summer where we were trying to come up with things you’d never hear the pilots saying.

     That and I was drinking cranberry juice.

     Cranberry juice got me monkey heads once.

     It’s amazing what that little fruit will do to a person!

     The Scene: Duo is sitting on the couch next to Heero. Heero’s flipping through a magazine while Duo is watching “The Little Mermaid” and has gotten to that scene where Sebastian sings “Kiss the Girl.”

     Duo, getting a little caught up in the moment, smooches Heero.

     Heero: “Ack! What the heck was that?!?!”

     Duo: “Ack! What the heck was that?!?!”

     Heero: “That’s *my* question! What the heck was that?!?!”

     Duo: *rapid blinking* “Uh… I guess I got caught up in the moment!”

     Heero: *giving the “omae o korosu” look* “Caught up in the moment, eh? Well… Alright. I guess that’s okay. That happened Friday night when I was watching ‘8mm’ with Relena.” Duo: *blinking again* “…Okay… Hey. Where is Relena anyway? I haven’t seen her since Friday.”

     Heero blinks innocently. (Hee-hee! Sorry, you may not get that if you haven’t seen “8mm”… On the other hand, even if you have seen it you may still not get it…)

     The Scene: Quatre is walking down the hallway to find Wufei swing dancing with himself with a set of Aiwa (*cough cough* free plug???) headphones on. Wufei is wearing a nice blue suit with a teal tie and a white shirt and his hair is loose.

     Quatre: *highly amused* “Uh, Wufei… What’re you doing?”

     Wufei commences jamming.

     Quatre: “WUFEI!” (are we imitating Septum here?) “WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”

     Wufei: *jumping and then pulling off the headphones* “What?”

     Quatre: “What are you doing? What’s with the outfit, and the hair, and the dancing?”

     Wufei: *blushing* “This? Oh… Nothing.”

     Quatre: “Oh come on now!” *grabs the CD player out of Wufei’s hand* “Harry Connick Jr.???”

     Wufei: “Shut up and give me my CD back!”

     Quatre: “Don’t you usually listen to Kitty or something?”

     Wufei: “Yeah… But I borrowed Trowa’s CD.”

     Quatre: *gasping* “You mean HE’S got your Kitty CD???”

     Wufei: “Yeah. Why?”

     Quatre: “That’s like giving me the Wing Zero and setting me in front of a colony!!! He can’t handle that kind of power!!!”

     Meanwhile in the other end of the house, Trowa is listening to “Do You Think I’m a Whore” and throwing stuff around and generally creating chaos and screaming at the top of his lungs… (Hey, that’s what happened that one time I got to listen to that song!)

     Hey! Back to the free plug for Aiwa for a moment… We now join Duo, sitting in the cockpit of the Deathscythe next to his big ol’ speakers:

     “Hi guys. It’s me, Duo Maxwell, Shinigami Himself. Whether I’m busy blasting through mounds of bad guys or blasting music at three in the morning-“

     (Scene of Quatre grunting something about “That crappy music at three in the morning! Who listens to Yani at three in the morning?!?!” Wufei screaming in the background, “Who listens to Yani at all?!?!”)

     “-I always make sure I have my handy dandy Aiwa speakers on hand! If an OZ soldier ever blew up my Gundam… And may I point out that the ONLY OZ soldier that could pull that off was Trowa… my Aiwa sound system would still work!”

     (Hee-hee, I only promote this because it was only after the millionth time I dropped my Discman on the ground that it stopped working… Heh, the company ain’t paying me for it… Although, if you want to send me a check, that’ll be fine! *snicker*)

     Alright, I just did a commercial.

     I need to get back to my homework!!!