Have you ever pondered what goes on in the mind of Millardo? I think that me and him are about the same age and I go through some nasty depression streaks and most people I know have some nasty mood swings… But this boy has problems!

    Let’s look at him step by step:

    First off, if you’re born with 80s rocker hair, you’re bound to have problems! If you have ever seen baby Millardo’s artbook picture, you know to what I am referring. How old is he in that picture? I can see little kids with hockey hair, but full-blown 80s pizzazz?

    Now ponder his past… He was born into a big royal family and Relena is his sister. Being royalty doesn’t seem to be a good thing for mentality these days and having Relena as a sister… Well!

    But then his family is killed off and his life becomes a mystery from age 13 to 19 or so. What’d he do during all those years? How in the world did he climb the ladder of success so fast? How in the heck does he pull off posing on his MS like that without pulling random muscles???

    Then, of course, there’s the mask. Doesn’t that thing get kind of… musty… after awhile? Does he perpetually have a Biore patch on his nose? I would think being crammed into something like that would give one bad skin.

    And when he takes the mask off… How does he *not* have helmet hair? Helmet hair doesn’t take long to set in, I know because I ride a motorcycle frequently, but he has no signs of it! It’s just: POOF! Instant luxurious hair! Gone are the signs of his 80s look! How much “Herbal Essences” does he go through in a week? (And does OZ cover the charge of it in his benefits package?)

    Another good question to ask yourself is: Why “Wild Turkey” of all things?

    On the other hand, some of his actions are understandable. Take, for instance, the last few episodes where’s he floating around in space randomly kicking butt.

    This makes total sense…

    I’d be randomly killing people too if I were locked up in a spaceship with Dorothy, Relena, and Quinze!

    I bet he was doing all that stuff just to get Heero mad so he’d come kill him and get him out of his misery!

    Yes, I think it’s safe to say that if anyone on the show can blame society for their problems, Millardo has it covered:

    “Your Honor, let me present my evidence: Dorothy, Relena, and Quinze.”

    “Mr. Peacecraft, haven taken all this into account, I find you not guilty for all your crimes against humanity. Now… Moving on to the next case. Dorothy Catalonia, you are charged with crimes against nature solely based on your eyebrows. How do you plead?”