Relena, Usagi, Heero, and Mamoru should all go to the same school. (I’d say Tenchi too, but I’ve only seen one movie and three episodes of him, so I haven’t got a good enough feel for that one yet…)

    But if I’m going to explore this topic, Usagi is going by her North American name of Serena because it rhymes with Relena and Mamoru is going by Darien cause I’m always afraid I’m about to spell it wrong!

    Serena would be the master gymnast of the school. “But why Serena the klutz?” you ask. Well, just look at it! It’s soooo logical! Anyone who can twirl around like that (In her “heart attack phase”) (Is that anything like eating cheese straight from the can?) should be given a gold medal.

    And, by the way, have you noticed that Darien brought over his Japanese-self in the newly translated episodes? You see… I believe that he’s *very* happy now that Serena can do all that twirling and bending and not puke in the process…

    However, (snicker), that’s another story.

    So we have Serena and Relena, the best of friends, at cram school. Of course, they’d be wearing plaid skirts and tight shirts and presenting the whole look that seems to catch the attention of many a young man.

    And Heero and Darien would be gladly standing on the sidelines “accidentally” dropping things so that their respective girls would have to bend over to pick them up…

    However, (snicker), that’s another story.

   Can you see Darien and Heero being friends?

    “Here comes the bad guys!”

    “I’ll get my Gundam!”

    “I’ll get out my flowers!”

    “What?!?!”

    “My flowers!”

    “What the hell are you going to do with flowers?!?! Give them hay fever???”

    And then we have Serena and Relena being the best of friends:

    “Here comes the bad guys!”

    “We must talk them into pacifism!”

    “Yeah… You do that… I’ll be over here… Twirling them to death.”

    But, upon further thought, Tenchi would be perfect in this plot. As would the blonde chick, What’s-Her-Name, who totally makes me think of me…

    “I’ll get my Gundam!”

    “I’ll get my flowers!”

    “I’ll kick their butts with my ‘Star Wars’ sword!”

    “Oh yeah! Like you can ever get that thing to work!”

    “You wanna borrow some batteries?”

    “Ah! Your batteries never work!”

    “That’s cause your girl is always borrowing them to put in her vibrator!!!”