The pilots had been working around Sara and Bleu for some time now, and they were beginning to notice some weird things about the two of them. Little did they know, there was much more to be learned.

     One of the major points was that Sara and Bleu have the strangest hobbies...

     Bleu had a collection of weapons...namely swords and knives...

     And Sara...no one is quite sure what she collects...

     Both of them keep their collections in their closets...

     Both of which were off limits to the pilots at ALL TIMES and under any circumstances, under penalty of ...catapault? Yes, they actually said 'catapault', and built one in the back yard. Unfortuntaly, this just made the pilots more and more curious. One day, while Sara and Bleu were working on the gundams, the pilots got a little carried away and gave in to that curiosity which would lead to...well, you'll see.

     "We REALLY shouldn't be doing this..."

     "Where's your sense of adventure?"

     "In my grave, which is where I'm going to be if they find out about this..."

     "They're working on the gundams...They'll be gone for hours!"

     A third voice pops in..."I agree with Quatre...we shouldn't be here..."

     A fourth voice follows, "You always agree with Quatre! Will you just--"

     A fifth voice speaks, "snooping in other people's belongings and arguing about it is weak!"

     "Weak, weak, weak...one track mind..."

     "If it's so weak, what are you doing here?"

     "..."

     "Wufei, just admit it. You are just a curious about what they hide in this closet as we are.

     "Can we hurry up? I just wanna see Bleu's famed Blade Collection!"

     "What was Sara's hobby?"

     "I dunno...that's what we're here to find out."

     "I wonder what they keep in there...they never let us in..."

     "I don't think they'd let us in the house if they didn't have to..."

     "I bet Sara and Bleu are robots and all of their secret plans are hid away in there..."

     "No way! Robots? More like aliens..."

     "Searching for intelligent life...here?"

     "HEY!!!"

     "Maybe they're just mad scientists sent to clone us and destroy the originals..."

     "Mad scientists, yes. Clone, maybe. Destroy us? Hope not... What do you think, Wufei?"

     "Speculating is weak, but I have to go with the demon theory."

     "Demon theory?"

     "Yeah, they're demons sent from another dimention to punish us for being weak." {Collective sigh...}

     "I just think they have a messy closet."

     "Really Duo? I thought you'd have the most interesting ideas..."

     "Ok...Who knows how to open this thing..."

     "What do you mean? I thought you just picked the lock..."

     "I did, and now I've discovered the two dozen more underneath that one..."

     {an hour and a half later...}

     "Ok...finally, the last one..."

     "uh oh..."

     "What do you mean, 'uh oh'...that's not good where Sara and Bleu are concerned..."

     "I need a password for this lock..."

     "Just hack into it. You've done it a million times before..."

     "This is a voice activated lock. Its a one shot deal...the wrong password and..."

     "And what?"

     "Think of who we're dealing with here..."

     "Oh..."

     "Ok, think...This password is designed to keep us out, so, it will probably be something we'd never think of..."

     "Well, if it's something we're not supposed to think of...how are we going to figure it out?"

     "Maybe its reverse psychology. Something so obvious to us that we'd never think to try it because it's so obvious and because they know how we think..."

     "Maybe it's the reverse of that...something we would try...or...something...that we...wouldn't try...or...man I'm gettin' a headache..."

     {DING}

     "HUH?"

     [PASSWORD ACCEPTED]

     "SCORE!"

     "The moment of truth...we finally get to see into the forbiden closet of mystery!!"

     "And its..."

     "..."

     "..."

     "..."

     "..."

     "..."

     {All} "... keychains?"

     "No way..."

     "I went through all that trouble..."

     "For a bunch of keychains..?"

     "There's not even any weapons..."

     "I don't know about that...I see a little sword keychain."

     "Ha ha ha...funny."

     "Hey, cool! I see a Sandrock keychain!"

     "Really? Where?"

     "Right there, in the center of the back wall..."

     "Oh, I see it, and there's Heavyarms..."

     "And Wing Zero."

     "There's Nataku."

     "Anybody see the Deathscythe?"

     "Yeah, right below the keychain people...Hey! That's us!"

     "What!?"

     "See, next to the Deathscythe is a little Duo...and a keychain pair of scissors..."

     {gulp}

     {everybody but Duo laughs}

     "Wow...it's not just the gundams...There's all the mobile suits..."

     "How long did it take Sara to build up this collection?"

     "I don't really want to know that..."

     "uh...guys..."

     "What is it, Duo..."

     "Look at that!"

     "Look at what?"

     "Right above the Mercurious and the Leo..."

     "So...its two more mobile suits...so what."

     "When have you ever seen them before?"

     "uh...never..."

     "See what I mean?"

     "..."

     "We gotta have a closer look at these..."

     "Quit shoving!"

     "Somebody get a flashlight!"

     "I can almost see them-"

{POW!!!}

     "OH NO...Sara and Bleu!!!"

     "I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3..."

     "I'm outta here..."

     "1..."

     "Right behind you!"

     "Gang waaaaaaaaaaaay!" "2..."

     "Run for your lives!!"

     "As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil-."

"3!!!"

     "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

     "I swear...the nosey brats...they could have just asked...Sure, I would have said 'no' but...still, they could have asked..."

     "Did they see anything too incriminating?"

     "Nah...I scared them too soon..."

     "Not too bright, are they...they KNOW that we designed the Gundams...but they never considered the idea that we may have designed ourselves a suit or two..."

     "Now the fun begins..."

     "Yep. You get the pilots rounded up and I'll get the catapault...Ha ha ha ha!"

     "I never thought that we'd have to use this...but what's the point of having it if were not going to use it?"

     "I can't think of anything..."

     "Well then...in that case..."

     "Lets do it!"

     {twenty minutes later}

     "You've got to be joking..."

     "Get us down from here!"

     "Uh...Sara...Bleu...these ropes are really cutting into my wrists..."

     "Ok...you've made your point now...we WON'T go back into your closet ever again, WE PROMISE!!!"

     "Tying people up and pretending to catapault them into the sea is weak..."

     "Who's pretending?"

     "Sara...please tell me that you're not serious...PLEASE?"

     "Sorry, Duo...No. Can. Do..."

     "oh...no..."

     "Well, in the center of every civilized society there is a set of rules and there must be consequences for those who break those rules...So...CATAPAULTIN' TIME!!!"

     "PULL DE LEVER, BLEU!!!"

     "Ugh, that is the worst German acent I've ever heard."

     "You're one to talk. Just pull it."

     "WAIT, Sara, Bleu, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!"

     {SPLASH!}

     "Hmmm...I didn't think they'd make it out that far..."

     "How long do you think it will take them to swim back to shore?"

     "I dunno...but if they're not fast enough, the sharks will get 'em..."

     "They CAN all swim...can't they?"

     "I dunno, again...but they'll sure learn in a hurry...or they're lunch! Mmmmm, lunch...do we have any of those tacos left over from breakfast?"

     "I dunno. Lets go and see."

     " 'kay!"

     "Do you think that the guys will be back in time for dinner?"

     "I'm not counting on it...why?"

     "If they're not...why don't we just go out a celebrate the first use of the catapault?"

     "That's what I like about you, Bleu...you always have a reason to celebrate!" {faintly in the background}

     "Heeeeeeelp! SHAAAAAAAAARK!!"