I tell you me if you hear this in Gundam Iíll pay you and Iíll video tape myself eating and old boot and Iíll send it to you.
Heero: Oh Relina I canít take it anymore MARRY ME!!! Relina: Sorry Dorothy asked yesterday.
Relina: Öand on behalf of the colonies I, well, uhÖ, darnit. LINE!!
Treize: I hate roses, their so red and they stink to high heavens. I mean day after day all thse stinkiní roses, I swear if I see one moreÖ Une: Hi Treize, I brought you a scarlet rose forÖ Treize: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *chokes Une*
Relina: When you yell always do it from the diaphragm, like soÖ HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Trowa: Ahh, Heero did say he heard screams at night. Duo: And always open your mouth wide, like soÖ NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Trowa: Come to think of it the screams were coming from your bedroom. Duo and Relina: Ö Heero: WHAT?!?!?
Duo: Gosh Darn. Dang Mobile Dolls. Shoot.
Relina: Pacifist my ****in ***. Kill the ****in colonist!!!!
Duo: *knocks on Relinaís door* Hey I heard weird noises and I, *opens door* AAAAHHHHHHHH!! Relina: What? Duo: *Faints* Heero: Wonder whatís wrong with him. Relina: Yeah I waved over your shoulder with my foot, I thought I was being politeÖ Trowa: Never mind him, I waved from behind your back, heís probably in a bad mood. Quatre and Wufei: Yeah.
Zechs: Noin? Noin: Yes? Zechs: Get a life!! Noin: Well I never!! Zechs: Well thatís obvious.
Treize: Wow!! What a hangover. Zechs: *walks in kitchen wearing a pink frilly robe* Treize: What theÖ Why are you here? Zechs: What you mean you donít remember. Honey, I think last night opened a new window for us!!! A new and exiting future!! Treize Last night?? Zechs: Yes last night sheer magic. *sigh* Treize: *screams, faints* Zechs: *walks into the hallway* Relina: Did it work? Zechs: Like a charm. Relina: Thatíll teach him to call us long hared sissies!!!
Dorothy and Catherine: Sharp objects scare me.
Heero: Computer, what the heck?
Any Gundam pilot: My Gundam Ďs broken what do I do?!?!
Noin Trowa and Hildie: To get the hair spray we use call 1-800-U-NE-BANG
Duo: I donít wanna go out with a Noin wanna be! Hildie: Where would he get that idea?? (She fights with mobile suits and her air looks just like Noinís SHE looks like Noin!!) Foxx
Duo: Sanctuary!! Sanctuary!!
Relina: *on Titanic* Iím Queen of the World!!! Rose: NO!! Iím Queen of the World! Relina: What?! *pushes her overboard* Now your Queen of the Ocean. Now where was I? Oh yeah, Iím Queen of the World!!!
Heero: Sailor Zero! Duo: Sailor Deathsyte! Trowa: Sailor Heavy Arms! Quatre: Sailor Sand Rock! Wufei: Sailor Nataku!! Zechs: Sailor Taulgueise!! Noin: Sailor Lebra! Hildie: Sailor OZ Suit! All: In the name of wild hared, good lookiní guys and gals, we shall punish you!!!
Dorothy: Go away Relina, Iím sick of you.
Duo Dorothy and/or Zechs: I hate my hair!!!
Relina: Kill the umpire.
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