The setting is Heero’s underground lair/house. Heero waits by the door attentively while staring at his watch.

    Heero- "Mother, when will they get here. I can’t tell time."

    Heero Mom- "It’s 18 hundred hours."

    Heero- "What did it say on the invitation?"

    Heero Mom- "18 hundred hours."

    Heero- "They are LATE. This shall not be tolerated. They shall…"The doorbell rings. "They’re HERE." He goes to the door to see Wufei standing there with a small package in one hand and a very tightly wrapped sleeping bag in his other. His parents are standing on each side of him but about three feet away. "Welcome to my domain of the present living quarters Wufei."

    Wufei- "Whatever". Slams the door on his parent’s faces. "Here’s your present." Thrusts his present into Heero’s chest.

    Heero- "Wufei, something is troubling you. What?"

    Wufei- "My mom slipped me a sleeping pill and I’m tired and cranky and I’m gonna whine a lot tonight and be a real pain to be around. And when I’m cranky, I’m VERY cranky. So be prepared."

    Heero- "Oh, okay." The doorbell rings again. The door opens again and Trowa is standing there all by himself holding a chalkboard.

    Trowa-" My parents had to go to speech lessons. Waste of money if you ask me, but still. Hi. Happy Birthday" Heero Mom reads Heero and Wufei the chalkboard. Trowa hands Heero Mom his small package.

    Heero- "I agree. Waste of money."

    Heero Mom- "Yes."

    Wufei- "I don’t! " Maybe now they’ll TALK to us. He crosses his arms and begins to pout.

    Heero- Whispering to Trowa.

    "Sleeping pills." Trowa nods.

    Heero Mom- "So, how many more guests will be showing up?"

    Heero-" Two."

    Heero Mom- "What are they like?"

    Heero- "Happy."

    Heero Mom cringes at this word.

    Heero Mom- "I see. Who’s happier?"

    Heero- "Not sure. It depends on your point of view. Quatre’s a happy little flower child and Duo’s a hyper little troublemaker. Either way they’re both CONSTANTLY in a good mood. " Another cringe from Heero Mom. The doorbell rang and when it was opened, everyone saw Duo and Quatre standing there both smiling their biggest possible smiles.

    Duo and Quatre- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEERO!!" Heero, being only four, figured that they had HEARD their conversation and decided to arrive at the same time and look extremely happy to annoy them.

    "Duo- Here’s your present Heero!!" He thrusted a huge package into Heero’s chest. Quatre followed only a little gentler.

    Heero Mom- "Is everyone here?"

    Duo- "You didn’t invite anyone ELSE did you?"

    Quatre- "I hope you didn’t invite DOOR!!"

    Heero- ALMOST looking surprised. "No, I would NEVER invite DOOR."

    Wufei- "I’m HUNGRY!!"

    Heero Mom- "Should we eat dinner now?"

    Heero- "Sure." Everyone goes into the kitchen and sits down except for Heero Mom and Heero who remained standing. They look out the window. A pizza guy is walking up the sidewalk holding about three boxes of pizza.

    Heero Mom- "Here he comes. Heero, do want to let your guests do it?"

    Heero- "No, I want to do this alone. He jumps out the window and begins beating the pizza guy up. When the pizza guy is unconscious, Heero grabs the pizza and jumps back in through the window." All of his guests are staring at him.

    Quatre- "Heero!! We shouldn’t be fighting at all!!"

    Duo- "COOL!! Call them again and let me try!!"

    Wufei- "I don’t WANT pizza!!" Trowa looks as though this is normal. Heero Mom puts a piece of pizza on a plate for each boy and hands them out.

    Duo- "YAY!!"

    Wufei- "I don’t WANT pizza!!"

    Quatre- "Do you have any pizza without these little black things on it?"

    Trowa- Those are the spices Quatre.

    Duo- "‘Are the Quatre’? That makes NO sense!! Trowa, you’re so stupid!!"

    Wufei- "I don’t WANT pizza!!"

    Quatre- "Why not? Heero’s mom went though all the trouble of getting it for us!! The least you should do is show your gratitude by eating it!!"

    Wufei- "I don’t WANT pizza!!"

    Quatre- "Why not?"

    Wufei- "Because it’s YUCKY!!"

    Duo- "I like pizza!! I’ll have yours!!"

    Wufei- "NO! It’s MINE!!"

    Quatre- "Do you think you could cut mine into small pieces and give me a fork?"

    Heero Mom-" Just eat it."

    Quatre- "But it’s HOT!!"

    Duo-" I like pizza!! It’s fun to peel the cheese off and eat it separately!!" Duo peels the cheese off and then starts eating it.

    Wufei- "I’m THIRSTY!!" Heero Mom gets up and returns with thermoses filled with various, unknown liquids.

    Quatre- "What’s in the pink one"

    Heero Mom- "Try it and find out."

    Quatre- Sniffing the pink one.

    "It doesn’t have a smell."

    Duo- "I don’t like my pizza!! The cheese fell off and it’s gross without it!!" He helps himself to another piece and grabs the thermos with camouflage on it." Cool! What’s in this!?" He takes a sip. "GROSS!! It’s…it’s…I don’t know, but it’s DISGUSTING!!"

    Quatre- Let me try. He takes a sip. It’s…I don’t know but…I don’t know. " Wufei snatches the thermos away and takes a sip.

    Wufei- "GROSS!! You feed this to people?!"

    Heero- "Mom, what’s in that one?"

    Heero Mom- "I think that’s the watered-down Kool-Aid."

    Heero- "Oh."

    Quatre- "Do you have any NOT watered-down Kool-Aid?"

    Heero- "No, we must ration the Kool-Aid."

    Quatre- "Oh."

    Duo-" I like Kool-Aid!!" He snatched the thermos and puts it next to his plate.

    Quatre- "I still want to know what’s in the pink one." He took a sip. "Water."

    Wufei- "MINE!!" He snatched the pink thermos from Quatre.

    Quatre- "Okay…"He turned his attention to the green one with a yellow heart on it.

    Duo- "WHAT’S IN THAT ONE?!"

    Quatre- "Let me see." He took a sip. He made a face." It’s flat coke."

    Duo- "Trowa can have that one!!" He picked up the gray thermos and took a sip. "This one is milk!! I HATE milk!!"

    Quatre-" I’ll have that one I guess."

    Duo- "Trowa, what’s in the leftover?"

    Trowa- Picking up the last one which was purple and tasted it.

    "Apple Juice."

    Duo- "You have such messy handwriting!! I can’t read it!! Here, Heero, you can have the camouflage one and I’ll have the purple one!!"

    Heero- "Mother, it’s time for cake." Heero Mom left and emerged a minute later with a small cake with a gun on it.

    Duo- "Is that gun real?"

    Heero- "Of course."

    Quatre- "Oh my…"

    Heero Mom- Pulling out a large, sharp, pointy butcher knife.

    " Who wants to cut the cake?"

    Duo-" MEEEEEE!!" Heero Mom handed the knife to Duo and Duo took mad swings at the cake.

    Heero Mom- "To Heero. He cuts well." That was NOT sarcastic.

    Heero- "He inspires me." Heero Mom snatches the knife away from Duo and serves the five boys some cake.

    Wufei-" Is this chocolate? I HATE chocolate!"

    Duo- "I’ll have it! I LOVE chocolate!"

    Wufei- "NO! It’s MINE!" He tosses a spoon at Duo. He then takes his fork and eats his cake grumpily.

    Quatre- Finishing his milk and turns to Heero Mom.

    Could I have some water?"

    Wufei-" NO! Only I can have water! " He gulps down his water as fast as he can then throws his thermos at the wall. He then picks up his emtpy plate and hurls it at Trowa. He then laughs cruelly at Trowa’s expense as he takes the plate off his head.

    Heero Mom- "To Heero. I like him."

    Heero- "He’s okay at some times."

    Heero Mom-" Now we will play games. " She leads the boys into another room. "The first game is ‘Cut-The-Tail-Off-The-Donkey’."

    Quatre-" Don’t you think that’s a little cruel?" Heero Mom looks ALMOST surprised." Never mind. " She hands each boy a knife.

    Wufei- "How come Trowa’s knife is sharper than mine? I want TROWA’S knife!" Heero Mom snatches the knife away from Trowa and hands it to Wufei. "This one doesn’t have a pretty handle like Duo’s! It want DUO’S knife!" Heero Mom takes Duo’s knife away and gives it to Wufei. "Quatre’s is cleaner than mine! I want QUATRE’S knife! " Heero Mom steals Quatre’s knife and gives it to Wufei. "Heero’s knife has a shinier blade than mine! I want HEERO’S knife!"

    Heero Mom- "You will NOT have Heero’s knife."

    Quatre- "Looking at what used to be Duo knife and Wufei’s discarded knife. Can I sit out this game?" Heero Mom looks mad at Quatre. "Fine, I’ll play."

    Wufei- " I don’t WANNA play! " He throws his knife at the stupid looking donkey in front of them. He goes over to the corner and crosses his arms and starts to pout. Heero Mom leaves him alone.

    Quatre- "Hey, how come HE doesn’t have to play! I don’t wanna play either!"

    Heero Mom- "you’re easier to push around."

    Quatre- "that’s not true." He barely keeps himself from crying."You’re so mean." Heero Mom feels satisfied and laughs evilly to herself, glad she made one of Heero’s guests cry.

    Heero Mom- "Heero, because it is you, you may go first."

    Duo- "Hey, that’s not fair!"

    Wufei-"I wanna go first!"

    Duo- But your not Playing

    Wufei- "Yes I am!" Wufei runs over and takes the knife that he had thrown. "I get to go first or I’ll scream at the top of my lungs!"

    Heero Mom- Pulling out a gun and pointing it at Wufei. "Silence yourself or I will silence you." Wufei stares at the gun for a minute and shuts his mouth. Heero Mom puts her gun away." Heero go ahead." Heero starts walking over to the donkey.

    Duo- "Wait! Don’t we have to blindfold him?"

    Heero Mom- Looking confused.

    "Why would we do that? He wouldn’t see the donkey and accidentally cut off your head…"Heero Mom smiles evilly, whips a scarf out of her pocket and blindfolds Heero. "Get a head for me, son."

    Heero- Throwing his knife at the donkey. He takes the scarf from over his eyes.

    "I got it right on the dot." The knife is right where the tail would connect to the body of the donkey.

    Duo-" ME NEXT! " Duo runs over and stands in front of Heero Mom. She blindfolds him and he throws the knife at the wall. When he takes the blindfold off, he sees that he hit the donkey right in the eye. "HA HA! Stuuupid donkey."

    Heero Mom-" Pointing to Trowa. You’re next." Trowa sets his chalkboard down and walks over to Heero Mom. After he is blindfolded, he throws his knife at the donkey. When he lifts up the scarf, he sees that his knife went in the exact spot that Heero’s went in. "Good hit."

    Wufei- "Now I get to go!" He pushes Trowa out of the way and rips the scarf out of Heero Mom’s hand. I can tie it myself! He ties it around his head and throws the knife. It lands in the middle of the donkey’s body. "RIGGED! This game is rigged! You made it so Heero and Trowa would win! " Wufei pushes Trowa on the ground again and storms loudly out of the room.

    Heero Mom- "Who’s left?"

    Quatre- "I don’t WANT to go!"

    Heero Mom- "Tough." She pulls out her gun and points it at Quatre.

    Quatre- "I’ll play!" He is on the verge of tears again. Heero Mom puts the blindfold around his eyes. Quatre tosses the knife at the wall but the handle hits the donkey and the knife falls to the ground. Quatre lifts the scarf. "Well, at least I didn’t hit the poor thing." Wufei comes back in.

    Wufei- "That was a stupid game!! Let’s play something FUN!!"

    Duo- "I think I won because I hit the donkey in a more painful spot."

    Heero Mom- Thinking about what Duo just said. "Yeah, maybe you’re right. You get the prize. " She hands Duo a package of bullets.

    Duo- "Is this all I get? Don’t I even get a gun to put them in?"

    Heero Mom- "Don’t you already have one? I thought EVERY kid had a gun."

    Duo- "Umm…yeah!! I just… left it at home. He pockets the bullets."

    Wufei- "I wanna play a GAME!!"

    Heero Mom- "Our next game is…a piñata."

    Duo-" YAY!!"

    Quatre-" I don’t like piñatas. Too much HITTING."

    Wufei- "I don’t WANNA hit the stupid piñata!!"

    Quatre- "Me neither."

    Duo- "I DO"

    Heero Mom- Lowers piñata to the boys’ level. It is in the shape of Door.

    "Heero is going first because he is my favorite. " Hands Heero a metal baseball bat.

    Duo- "YOU HAVE TO BLINDFOLD HIM!!"

    Heero Mom- Once again smirking at this remark.

    " Okay." Ties blindfold on Heero. Okay, go. Heero hits the piñata once and knocks it in half. The contents spill all over the place and Duo is the only one to run up and grab some. Heero, being blindfolded, continues to swing at it and hits Duo on the head, knocking him unconscious.

    Heero Mom-" I was wondering when someone was going to get hurt."

    Quatre- "Duo? SPEAK TO ME!! Is he okay?"

    Wufei- "Maybe he’s DEAD!!"

    Quatre- "DON’T EVEN SAY THAT!!" Looks at hand. "AHHHH!! BLOOD!! AHHH!!"

    Wufei- "Don’t get any on me!!"

    Trowa- "Get him some first-aid!!"

    Wufei- "Stupid Trowa, we can’t read!!"

    Heero Mom- "We don’t carry first-aid."

    Quatre- "YOU CRACKED HIS HEAD LIKE AN EGG!! AHHHHHHH!!" Quatre starts crying hysterically. Heero Mom can’t help but laugh out loud. "YOU’RE SO MEAN! I HATE YOU!" Quatre runs out the room and slams the door behind him.

    Heero." Good job, son."

    Heero-" Thanks mom."

    Trowa-" Um, should we call the hospital or something?"

    Wufei- "TROWA! I HATE YOU!! YOU KNOW WE CAN’T READ!" Wufei starts crying hysterically as well and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind him. Trowa shrugs and makes his way over to the phone.

    Voice on Telephone- "Hello? 911. Trowa holds his chalkboard up to the phone. Hello? Is this a prank? Trowa looks annoyed with himself and hangs up."

    Heero- "Trowa, just leave him alone. It’s not that big of a deal." Heero Mom and Heero chuckle cruelly.

    Heero Mom- "We were going to kill him anyway."

    Heero- "But mom, you said I could kill him."

    Trowa- "You invited him to your party so you could kill him?" Heero Mom reads the chalkboard to Heero.

    Heero- "No, I was gonna kill him LATER when we were alone in the same room. And older." Heero continues to chuckle cruelly and soon Heero Mom joins in.

    Trowa- "You two are sick." Heero Mom starts laughing diabolically after reading the chalkboard. Heero, seeing his mother laughing, joins in because he figures that something evil is going on. "Is your dad this weird?"

    Heero Mom- "He is on a mission."

    Trowa-" To do what?"

    Heero Mom- "Destroy the world." She looks at Duo. Heero, your friend’s blood is ruining the rug.

    Heero- "But, mom, don’t you like the blood stains?"

    Heero Mom- "Yes, but that’s where DOOR’S blood is. If he’s going to bleed, put him over there." She points to a spot on the rug that isn’t red. Duo starts paling.

    Trowa- "Um, Duo’s dying."

    Heero Mom- Good."

    Heero- "Looking at his mother then looking at Trowa.

    "Good." Trowa leaves the room to see Wufei and Quatre crying loudly in each other’s arms.

    Quatre- "If they won’t do anything, I will!" He pulls out his cell phone and looks at the numbers with a confused look on his face. "Uh, Trowa?" Trowa takes the phone and dials 911 and hands it back to Quatre. "AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE! DUO’S GONNA DIE! AT HEERO’S HOUSE! FAST! " He hangs up the phone and runs over to the window, waiting for the ambulance.

    Trowa- "Don’t you think you should have told them Heero’s address?"

    Wufei- Ripping Trowa’s chalkboard out of his hand.

    "TALK OR ELSE!!" He smashes the chalkboard into two pieces. Now you HAVE to! Trowa stares at the remaining pieces of his chalkboard. Tears start streaming down his face. He glares at Wufei with evil, fiery, glowy eyes. Heero Mom comes in.

    Heero Mom- "Great. More fighting and injuries. " Trowa heard this and barely held back his urge to beat the crap out of Wufei and vice-versa. So he just took his two chalkboard pieces, went over to the corner and started crying.

    Quatre- "YAY!! He’s awake!!" Everyone ran into the other room to see Quatre hanging over Duo.

    Wufei- "No he’s not!!"

    Quatre- "Yeah he is!! Look!! His eyes are open a little!! YAY!!" Quatre bends over and hugs Duo.

    Wufei- "Don’t do it too hard or all his brains will ooze out! " Quatre looks horrified before letting go of Duo. All of a sudden, there are sounds of sirens outside. Little hospital guys come in and take Duo away to the hospital.

    Quatre- "CAUSE DUO WAS GONNA DIE!!"

    Heero and Heero Mom-" Duh."

    Heero- "Let’s just continue with the party."

    Quatre- "But doesn’t that upset you just a LITTLE?!" Heero shakes his head. "Not even a teensey weensey iddy biddy bit!?" Heero thinks about this for a minute.

    Heero- "Well, now I don’t get to kill him on purpose."

    Quatre- "HOW CAN THAT UPSET YOU!? AND ANYWAY! HE’S NOT GONNA DIE!"

    Heero- "Yes he is."

    Quatre- Crying.

    "NO HE’S NOT! HE’S GONNA BE OKAY!" Quatre runs out of the room and starts crying. Meanwhile, Wufei is in the corner with Trowa, harassing him to no end.

    Wufei-" TALK! TALK! TALK! TALK! " Trowa just hugged his chalkboard pieces and cried. "TALK OR ELSE!" He grabbed Trowa’s chalkboard and hit him on the head with it. Trowa stopped crying and silently fell to the ground. "WAKE UP!" Wufei repeatedly hit Trowa over the head with his chalkboard while yelling at him in Chinese. Heero Mom is just standing there, watching and smiling evilly. Finally, Wufei stops, satisfied. He threw his chalkboard across the room and sat down, stared at the wall and pouted about how Trowa ignored him. Quatre walks back in, rubbing his eyes. He sees Trowa in the corner.

    Quatre- "TROWA!!" He runs over to Trowa then he takes out his cell phone and looks around. How do I dial 911?! No one helps him so he presses random buttons.

    Voice on Telephone- "Hello?"

    Quatre- "TROWA’S GONNA DIE!"

    Voice on Telephone- "What? Who is this?"

    Quatre- "CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO GO TO HEERO’S HOUSE!" Quatre hangs up the phone and runs over to the window once again waiting for the ambulance.

    Heero Mom- "That one is getting on my nerves."

    Heero- "Quatre?"

    Heero Mom- "Yes. I will kill him."

    Heero- "He’s okay sometimes. You just have to get him insane then he’s real fun to be around."

    Heero Mom- "I hope you’re not just trying to get me to not kill him." Heero shakes his head. "Okay, I guess he can live…for now. If I am not impressed by morning, he will DIE." Heero agrees. "But he is okay. " She points to Wufei who is pushing Quatre away from the window and covering it up JUST to be annoying.

    Heero-" He’s not USUALLY like this."

    Quatre- "BUT TROWA WOULD HAVE DIED!! Runs into the other room crying."

    Heero- Whispering to his mom. "Keep this up. He might get so grief-stricken that he’ll go insane." Heero Mom chuckles cruelly.

    Wufei-" YOU’RE STUPID CLOCK IS BROKEN!! WHAT TIME IS IT!?"

    Heero Mom- "Looking at watch. It is 20 hundred hours."

    Wufei- Looking annoyed. "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

    Heero-" We only use army times in this household."

    Wufei- Turning red.

    "WHY?! THAT’S SO STUPID!! WHAT TIME IS IT IN “NORMAL” TIME?!" Heero and Heero Mom shrug. Wufei gets frustrated and grabs the knife off the wall that was sticking out of the donkey’s eye and heaves it at Heero and his mom. They both duck and when Heero Mom emerges, she pulls out her gun and shoots Wufei repeatedly until he falls to the ground. Quatre comes in.

    Quatre- "AHHHHH!! WUFEI’S BEEN SHOT!" Heero Mom lifts her gun to shoot Quatre but lowers it when Heero clears his throat loudly. Quatre runs outside to the Little Hospital Guys who are about to drive away with Trowa and leads them back in and they take Wufei and carry him away.

    Heero Mom-" You stupid child! You’re really getting on my nerves!"

    Quatre-" Duo…Trowa…and now Wufei…they’re all gone!! And it’s all your fault!!" Points angrily at Heero and his mom." They never did anything to you!!" Gets “The Face”. "I will never forget this day… and I won’t let you forget it either!! Starts laughing like a weasel."

    Heero Mom- "Now this is more like it."

    Quatre- "HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Breaks a window, jumps out and lands with a ‘THUD’ The Little Hospital Guys see him, grab him and take him to the hospital with Wufei and Trowa.

    Heero Mom- "Why don’t you open your presents now son?" Heero nods.

    The setting is a small hospital room with toys on the floor and a few beds. Duo is on the floor playing with two action figures and a huge bandage wrapped around his head while occasionally spooning himself a bite of ice cream. Wufei is sleeping and not even moving the slightest bit with numerous bandages in various spots of his body. He is hooked up to a beeping life-monitoring machine. He also has intravenous machine hooked to his arm. Trowa is drawing on his chalkboard with a bandage around his head. Quatre is lying on his bed, happily staring at the crack on the wall the looks like a bunny. He is not hurt and in a straight jacket.

    Quatre- Still has “The Face”. "Hel-LO little bunny? What’s YOUR name? " Duo looks up at him.

    Quatre- Staring evilly at Duo.

     "I was not talking to YOU! I was talking to the friendly rabbit on the wall! " Duo turns to Trowa.

    Duo-" Who’s that and what’s wrong with him?" As you can see, Duo has amnesia.

    Trowa- "He is grief-stricken and insane."

    Duo- Looking annoyed.

    "Aren’t you gonna answer me? "Trowa holds up the chalkboard so that Duo can see it better. "AREN’T YOU GONNA ANSWER ME?!" He grabs his head. OW!! "MY HEAD!! He starts crying." Trowa sighs and presses the ‘Nurse’ button and soon a nurse walks in. She sees the crying Duo.

    Nurse- "Duo, does your head hurt again?"

    Duo- Sarcastic yell.

    "NO!!" IT DOESN’T!! I LIKE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!

    Nurse- "Well, why don’t you get back to bed and…"

    Duo- "GIMME THE PAIN KILLERS!!"

    Nurse- "Duo, you just had some."

    Duo- "I DON’T CARE!! I NEED THEM!!"

    Nurse- "Your body can’t handle any more. You’ve already gone past your limit."

    Duo- Big pleading eyes.

    "PUH-LEASE?"

    Nurse- "Oh, okay. But I’m giving you the kind that knock you out."

    Duo- Smiling weakly.

    "But that’ll stop the pain? As long as it stops the pain!" Nurse leaves and returns shortly with a tray of pills and gives them to Duo who happily takes them. Nurse then takes him and put him into his bed. She then turns to Quatre and force-feeds him his medicine and within minutes, he is back to normal. Trowa peeks underneath a Band-Aid on his shoulder to look at his cut. Wufei turns around in his sleep and wakes up.

    Quatre- "YAY!! HE’S ALIVE!!" Wufei looks around.

    Wufei- VERY weakly.

    "Where am I?"

    Duo- "We’re in a hospital!! Why…I don’t know!! What’s your name? Mine’s Duo…I think. That’s what everyone’s been calling me!!"

    Wufei- "Why am I in the hospital."

    Nurse- "You were shot six times." She looks as though she suddenly realizes something." Oh! You’re all awake!" Someone came in earlier and told me to give these to you when you were all conscious. She hands them all notes. Trowa reads his while everyone else just kinda looks at theirs.

    Quatre- "Who ever wrote this has very neat handwriting. And the stationary is pretty too."

    Duo- "Could you read them to us?"

    Nurse- Sure. She takes Duo’s. ~*Ahem*~ Duo, if you are still alive, thank-you for the Zelda Tips and Tricks book. I’m sure if I had Zelda, and/or knew what it was, I would use it correctly. My family and I are currently looking through the book and studying the fighting skills and missions of the one called, “Link”. My mother also wants to tell you that the bloodstain you left on the rug looks great next to Wufei’s. Heero., "How nice!!"

    Duo- "Who’s Heero? What’s Zelda? How does this person know me? " He suddenly falls asleep.

    Nurse- "Never mind. She takes Quatre’s note. Quatre, if you are still alive, thank-you for the numerous gifts you gave me including a book about Pacifism, a “Hug the World” T-Shirt and many smile face novelty items. I’m sure that if I could read, I would read the book. I will probably NEVER wear the shirt and as for the smiley face stuff, it made great target practice. My mother also wants to tell you that she enjoyed the show you put on greatly. Heero. What a thoughtful note!!

    Quatre-" That’s not very nice." She reaches for Wufei’s but he weakly encloses his hands over it. She easily wrenches it loose and reads it. Wufei, if you are still alive, thank-you for the glass figurine of a gun. It looks very much like my current one. My mother also wants to tell you that the bloodstain you left on the rug blends so well with Duo’s. Heero. What a nice boy. Wufei turns his head and falls back asleep. Nurse reaches for Trowa’s note.

    Trowa- "I can read. I know what it says."

    Nurse- "Yes, but I’m sure everyone else wants to hear your note! " She grabs it from him as he is writing a response back. Trowa, if you are still alive, thank-you for the chalkboard. I appreciate it. Heero. See, that wasn’t so bad now was it? Trowa crosses his arms and pouts. Nurse smiles before leaving, unties Quatre. Quatre gets up and so does Trowa and they begin playing with the toys strewn out all over the floor. Duo and Wufei both sleep in their beds without moving or making a single noise.