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by Tsunami Goddess Routhier

Trowa and Duo were terribly bored-

They'd been to the bar, but they hadn't scored.

So plastered, they wandered, half stumbling-

To Wing Zero with cans of coloured Silly String!

But Quatre had beaten them long in the chase-

There was already Silly String all over the place!

So they stumbled and wandered back to the house-

With the intent of taking water balloons and leaving Heero doused.

But there were no balloons to be found, for Wufei had struck-

He'd filled them with syrup and they were out of luck-

For he had left Heero's room sticky and covered in maple.

So they wandered away (but laughing so hard they were barely able)-

They were looking for trouble to cause for Spandex Boy-

But being so drunk, they couldn't be coy.

But as Heero came home and walked in the door-

They both puked on him and then passed out on the floor...